As we approached week 4 of our training schedule, we found ourselves facing a 24km run –you can already see where this is going right?! Unlike most weeks before our long run, we decided to get ourselves pumped up and excited, instead of dreading it. We met at our usual spot at 8am ready to go with the gorgeous sun out in full force. Arnie and I hadn’t run together in 3 weeks due to her visiting New Zealand, so It was great to get back into our old routine. We had actually both taken pre-workouts, which is basically a powder you mix with water to “pump” you up and give you that extra motivation and desire to go 100%.
We began winding our way through unknown roads, we didn’t really care where we were running as long as we were ticking up the kms. After 5km, sweat was pouring off us, so we stripped down to our sports bras and tucked our singlets into our shorts. We chugged along, talking away and although it was painfully hot, it didn’t seem too bad – that is until we hit the 15km mark. I had a really unsettled tummy (from the pre workout no doubt), and my mouth was getting dryer by the second, so when we were running under a bridge, I took the opportunity for shade and told Arnie to carry on as I needed a moments rest. I threw my Ipod in and started up again with Arnie about 200m in the distance, there wasn’t a hope in hell I would catch her, so at this stage we were on our own.
We were (separately) making our way towards a Sports ground, which we new had toilets and water fountains – there is a god. I was only 5 minutes away but that felt like a lifetime, so I ran into a Combini (Convenience Store) and did my trick from last week; cupping my hands and drinking from the toilet basin, you stay classy San Diego. By now, I was a good kilometer behind Arnie, but my goal was just to make it home alive! I approached the toilets and after washing the sweat off my face in the basin and after another drink, I actually started gagging and could not hold back a good old chuck. At this point, I figured I was about 5km from home, and although I wanted to slink down on the bathroom floor and give up, I had to get home somehow. I started running again and giving myself points in the distance to run too “If I can run to the traffic lights, then I can walk for 2 minutes” etc. Any water I had previously taken on had gone, and once again my mouth was like the Saraha Desert, my calves were also tightening and my muscles felt dehydrated. I could no longer run. I was walking across a 200m bridge and at one point I sat on the sidewalk and created a story in my head about how Ash was going to drive past me and pick me up– yeah, that never happened, cheers Ash. I kept on walking, surely only about 2km to go I thought. Every time somebody biked past me, I found myself trying to use my X-ray vision to look inside their bag for a bottle of water. I swear, at this point I was delusional, and have I mentioned it was 36 degrees and “felt” like 41??
I found myself slumped over at the traffic lights, when I made eye contact with a girl on a bike who smiled at me – ahh this was my chance! “Sumimasen. 100yen ga keshimasu ka?” – blank stare – Shit, this isn’t working, points to mouth with tongue out “Mizu, Mizu” (water, water). Ahh universal sign/body language, I love you. She bikes along side me leading me to water (yet we bike past 8 vending machines, c’mon I’m dying here!!) and takes me down into a supermarket where she buys me a water and says to me “prezento”. I thank her 100 times, before making my way only a mere 500m home. I walk inside and literally collapse onto the floor and ask Ash to bring me water, “how was it? You alright?” he said, stare of death “Do I look alright???”.
After a good amount of time, and a verrrry long shower, Arnie gives me a call and a run down on how things went for her. I was imagining she just went trotting off like a pony with no issues at all – which is why when she told me her version of events, I felt a whole lot better.
Arnie was going OK until about 4km to go, thats when her knees started giving her grief and it was a real grind to keep putting one foot in front of another. With less than 1km, she felt the sudden urge to go to the toilet, luckily there are Combini’s on every corner round here. I’ll set the scene by mentioning Arnie has had a tummy bug for the last week, which is why its hard to control those sudden oncomings, TMI wasn’t it? So she burst into the cubicle, dropped her shorts, and felt relieved to be on the loo – now remember earlier I told you we had tucked our tops into the back of our shorts.? As she went to flush, the toilet bowl was bright pink/red and she thought “Shizer I’ve really blown my boiler here”, only to take a closer look to see it was her singlet covered in.. yup.. you guessed it. So my old mate had to fish her top out, give it a rinse and then run home with it. At this stage she was on the brink of tears, but thought “I have to find Em”. She got a bottle of water, and off she went on her bike looking for me – If thats not a great mate I don’t know what is?! Later I get a text saying “to really rub it in, I washed my Ipod with my shitty top and now it doesn’t turn on”.
I think its safe to say, there was fun had by everyone! Bring on next weeks 25km! Naaaaaht. Oh yeah, and what I thought I was asking in Japanese was “can I please borrow 100yen” turns out I said “excuse me, 100 yen erase?”, god loves a trier.